when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum
Mmm, yes. This will do. Come with me pamcake. The butter can join us as well.
I did the last of my school clothes shopping today, and this was my favorite outfit. (ﾉﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I HAVE TO BE IN OREGON LIKE… YESTERDAY.
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker
shit gets real in the baking fandom
i guess you could say they were